What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:46
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
What sexual experience did you have at a highway rest area?
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Make Nazis afraid again!
What is an easy way to get your driver's license?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
What are some sad truths about life?
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Are narcissists happy people generally?
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Do people have to be a pastor to baptize?
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
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Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
What does the Turkish word çıplak mean?
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
What do you think is the most powerful line in the song "Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien" by Édith Piaf?
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!